😎😎 You can’t sit with us.
Girls and gays going into 2019 like
bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power?
Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing]
Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm.
Woman 1: *joins in*
Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*
This is sO GOOD
never gets old
im only saying this once
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
- broke high schooler
- broke college student
- freelance photographer
- high school teacher
- unpaid intern
- pizza delivery guy
- research assistant for doomed scientific project
- guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
- being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
how about dog walker while in spiderman costume
you. you get it
im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just
he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background
May your demons slumber and your wine glass be full
The holiday stag is back!!
I did this design two years ago and every year it’s gone viral without crediting me. There’s another Tumblr account here that has 300000 notes on it and the original poster didn’t credit me meaning I’ve lost out in a ton of potential sales. Pleeeease, if you retweet or repost an artists work, credit them! It helps them so much! Every penny I make comes from my artwork!
Thank you darlings <3
Buy the card here https://www.redbubble.com/people/wolfskulljack/works/13137929-may-your-demons?asc=u&p=greeting-card&rel=carousel
Reblogging from the actual creator
I wish for you a very happy christmas @twindoodle and as a gift Tokoyami eating candy apple with a basket full of them to share with friends in a christmas night ❤ thanks @bnha-art-secretsanta for organizing this!
